Try this!

Now you have to trust me, this really works. When your Daddy wants you to do something, something terrible, like walk somewhere or "do this"or "do that" you just lay down where ever you are, I mean anywhere, especially crowded public places like the subway at rush hour, for example. It helps if you have your unhappy face on as well because the nice ladies walking by feel sorry for you. Like I said, this really works.